http://www.myiloilo.com/gripes-of-a-born-loser Comments for "Gripes of a born loser" en http://www.myiloilo.com/gripes-of-a-born-loser <p>The best things in life are free and here's a list of those gifts that I have tried giving but apparently I was not at all successful.</p> <p>1. THE GIFT OF LISTENING...<br /> I was REALLY listening but the guy who did the talking was an expert in monologue.<br /> 2. THE GIFT OF AFFECTION...<br /> This is one gift that I must think twice in giving hugs, kisses, pat on the back and holds to my officemates least they'll be screaming, "sexual harassment!"<br /> 3. THE GIFT OF A WRITTEN NOTE...<br /> I hesitate to give this twice over, the first time I scribbled a note to the officemate, she returned the note saying, "If you're here to ruin my eyesight with those ugly scrawl, don't even think about it!"<br /> 4. THE GIFT OF A COMPLIMENT...<br /> The last time I uttered a simple and sincere greeting, I was hit right smack on my head. All I said was, "Today is your birthday, much as I like to give you a present, I'd rather give you a past."<br /> 5. THE GIFT OF A FAVOR...<br /> I did this too but every time I go out of my way to do something kind, I forgot the way back in.<br /> 6. THE GIFT OF SOLITUDE...<br /> This is where I excel the most, now everybody refers to me as that dysfunctional introverted guy who is a legend in his own mind!<br /> 7. THE GIFT OF A CHEERFUL DISPOSITION...<br /> The last time I got bawled all over was slapping everybody's back during internment.<br /> 8. THE GIFT OF LAUGHTER...<br /> At times the ravages of old age show themselves all at the ill-opportune time. I vow never to laugh boisterously with my loose dentures on. How can I help it? The guy's a killer at the punch line!</p> http://www.myiloilo.com/gripes-of-a-born-loser#comments Humor Thu, 31 Jan 2008 18:19:05 -0700 zugstwit 185 at http://www.myiloilo.com