http://www.myiloilo.com/gripes-of-a-born-loser Comments for "Gripes of a born loser" en http://www.myiloilo.com/gripes-of-a-born-loser The best things in life are free and here's a list of those gifts that I have tried giving but apparently I was not at all successful. 1. THE GIFT OF LISTENING... I was REALLY listening but the guy who did the talking was an expert in monologue. 2. THE GIFT OF AFFECTION... This is one gift that I must think twice in giving hugs, kisses, pat on the back and holds to my officemates least they'll be screaming, "sexual harassment!" 3. THE GIFT OF A WRITTEN NOTE... I hesitate to give this twice over, the first time I scribbled a note to the officemate, she returned the note saying, "If you're here to ruin my eyesight with those ugly scrawl, don't even think about it!" 4. THE GIFT OF A COMPLIMENT... The last time I uttered a simple and sincere greeting, I was hit right smack on my head. All I said was, "Today is your birthday, much as I like to give you a present, I'd rather give you a past." 5. THE GIFT OF A FAVOR... I did this too but every time I go out of my way to do something kind, I forgot the way back in. 6. THE GIFT OF SOLITUDE... This is where I excel the most, now everybody refers to me as that dysfunctional introverted guy who is a legend in his own mind! 7. THE GIFT OF A CHEERFUL DISPOSITION... The last time I got bawled all over was slapping everybody's back during internment. 8. THE GIFT OF LAUGHTER... At times the ravages of old age show themselves all at the ill-opportune time. I vow never to laugh boisterously with my loose dentures on. How can I help it? The guy's a killer at the punch line! http://www.myiloilo.com/gripes-of-a-born-loser#comments Humor Thu, 31 Jan 2008 18:19:05 -0700 zugstwit 185 at http://www.myiloilo.com